life looker

in the fade: there's no such thing as an inanimate object

give life to everything.
I restock forms at work by putting the newer forms under the old ones because I would feel bad if the older ones never got used.

There is a box of cookies in my pantry that no one is going to eat and I have given that box of cookies emotions and now it says things like “please don’t throw me away without anyone even having tasted me.”

A coffee cup wonders why I always pick the others in the cabinet over it.

My phone is sad that I left it in the car because it’s really cold outside.

My neighbor’s car is pretty angry that my neighbor never cleared the snow off of it.

That building has been depressed since they put boards over its windows. It can’t even see the passing traffic on the street now.

The pillow says “How come I always end up on the floor at night and the other pillow gets to stay in the bed?”

My laptop thinks I’m a moron.

Todd’s hats hang in our office. “Why are you looking at us like that? We are just hats. We don’t have feelings. OR DO WE?”

Don’t even get me started on stuffed animals.

I do this too, this anthropomorphizing of things & daily errata. I think it makes for a bottomless well of projected emotional responsibility.

Source: inthefade